As seen on page A6 of today's Times-Colonist

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Headline:

Ant-Smoking Ads Ineffective

I shouldn't wonder.

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Comments

[chromemagpie.livejournal.com]

But...but...I like smoking ants.

I especially like the little *POP* they make at the end.

[radiantfracture]

I think you should probably be forced to wear a t-shirt with a picture of someone laughing themselves to death on it. As a warning to consumers.

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[chromemagpie.livejournal.com]

And who, precisely, would be consuming me?

[radiantfracture]

well, for one, the ants. you deserve it.

[chromemagpie.livejournal.com]

Au contraire. Have you ever lived with carpenter ants?!

[radiantfracture]

Not before marriage.

[chromemagpie.livejournal.com]

Perish the thought. I'm sure Dog hates ants that live in sin. Right up there with shrimp.

(This battle of wit would be so much faster if you had MSN.)

[radiantfracture]

It's true that the two to six minute gap between posts does us no credit.

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[chromemagpie.livejournal.com]

The pathetic thing is I'm rather enjoying myself.

[radiantfracture]

See, me too. That's why I'm not worrying about it.

Although I do always think "And why am I not just talking to you?"

But the truth is, I like text better than almost anything. Even boys and candy.

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[chromemagpie.livejournal.com]

Can I get that in writing?

... oh, wait.

[radiantfracture]

drat your infernal schemes!

...you're not a member of that nefarious organization LEPIG, are you?

[chromemagpie.livejournal.com]

I'm sure I have no idea what you're talking about.

[radiantfracture]

that proves nothing!

[chromemagpie.livejournal.com]

be careful my friend... you are walking the i'm-going-to-have-to-kill-you line.