LOL ROTFL LMAO LGROT
Jan. 11th, 2004 09:52 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
I don't think I can add someone who's not on livejournal to my friends list, so I'll just have to post this here:
http://www.bugeyed.ca/news.html
That's Avi's blog. Avi's my sister-in-almost-a-law, sibling to my co-conspirator, and she is Extrememly Amusing. You will find yourself typing many acronyms.
Last night I dreamed my mother took my co-conspirator and I to a born-again religious assembly and potluck. (I don't remember what we brought. Probably a nice carrot-jello mold. That's what they served at the wedding I went to.)
I think this is somehow linked to the fact that I'm going to IKEA today. I think it's possible that I regard going to IKEA as a religious experience, albeit an ambiguous one.
Not sure how to feel about that.
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Carrot jello
Date: 2004-01-12 09:53 pm (UTC)"30 pounds of carrots. 400 pound salt. Mix and bake for 90 minutes. Add food coloring. Put it on a dish. Make more."
That's straight from Mrs. Cobb's elementary school class assignment regarding 'fall-themed recipes' created by kids. Yum Yum.
I just had a very intense discussion about rye bread with my landlord as I was downstairs attempting to do my laundry. I suppose I thought it would be relatively safe to run downstairs in my dinosaur pajama pants and my cowichan lake socks in order to put my laundry in the dryer. I was not counting on a 20 minute long conversation about the virtues of truly good rye bread and my (well-meaning but longwinded) landlord's methods for freezing said rye. It helped that I think that nearly every person in my building got a good look at my dino-jammies as they wandered out into the world to actually accomplish something, unlike me, who stayed in his jammies and ate potato salad.
I am the very spirit of vexation,
Jay