radfrac_archive_full | last-minute ettiquette dilemma

I can't make up my mind. Is it usual to bring a host gift in these situations? What should I bring?

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A rainbow flogger?

I was thinking of something I wouldn't have to explain at the border.

Plus, that's not new.

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A garlic press!

I don't even want to think about that.

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chocolate body paint- any suspicions can be removed by saying you thought it was a sundae topping.

It turns out this was the perfect gift. I wish I'd brought it.

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