Perhaps the day to innaugurate my salon. Still no fainting couch, but enough pillows to make do if you don't fall too hard - faint with grace.

Alienation is good. Really. Makes you seem aloof and mysterious. Keep 'em wanting more. Editors will start beggng to read your stuff. At heart their all massochists. Besides, who's gonna listen to me? *aaack!*
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