sleep-deprived in Seattle

Spoilers for the Seattle Trip:

"Maybe I shouldn't have hugged you."
"Why? Oh. I can't get used to this."

"Logic is my pony."

Surefire Product Notions:
Bumper tractors
Peach-flavoured wallets

"Help... I'm sliding... I... Help. Help. Okay, help-- okay, I'm on the floor. That's good too."
"Sorry. I couldn't hear what you were saying, and by the time I figured it out, you were already down there."
"I've had so many evenings end that way."

"Okay, 'Sherrif'."
"Look at his little hat!"
"Can we take your picture?"

"Can I do the mean and the standard deviation?"
"If I get to decide what N is."

"It's like a cigarette, but it's a mint."

"This whole country's retro."

"I've never been so happy to see a Republican in my life."

"Is this Pike street again?"
"It's Pine. Which is next to Pike. But I mean, Pine, that's better than Pike."
"Especially for a car air freshener. Would you rather have Pine, or Pike?"
"Oo, Pine."
"But would you rather have Pike or Dyke?"
"Kind of the same thing."

[There are more, but alas, I cannot read my handwriting]

And a minor anecdote:

So lemon_pickle is reading out the directions sugarpunfairy printed from the Internet, and suddenly he says "Oh. So... the road turns into a ferry. And then the ferry turns into Main Street." Pause. "I guess it just morphs when you drive on."

"Somebody said we were going to have to take another ferry if we went to Seattle," said sugarpunfairy, but I thought they were just on crack."

{rf}