I am considering posting the following warning in the staff kitchen

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(Alongside the usual exhortations to wash your own dishes and remove your own garbage):

Please do not overfill the kettle, turn it on, and walk away from it, resulting in a fountain of boiling water over the counter and various electrical appliances.

With maybe a little diagram explaining the top line on the kettle.

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